Today was the first day in a while where I've woken up before 10:00. I am truly ashamed. I realize summer is for sleeping in when you're a student, but I have taken this concept to an entirely new level. I need to start setting an alarm clock.
It's Monday, which is justifying why I'm still in bed after over an hour of being awake. Moving day is looming, my room is in shambles, and holyshitIhavesomuchtodothisweek. It is not an easy task to move by yourself. I really should reconsider my chosen single status. Except that it's not happening. Unless prince charming comes along and completely overwhelms me. Or brings me my dream ring wrapped in its little blue box. Then considerations will be made.
It's going to be randoms today, because I'm scatter-brained as it is and I have no earth shattering or enlightening knowledge to even pretend to indulge you in. So my unintelligent, absent-minded randoms for you to waste your time on this dreaded Monday.
1. There are mice in my apartment again. And I may actually be boarder line racist after my living experience here.
2. I did the unthinkable this weekend. I took a drink back because it was too strong. And I am truly ashamed. In my defense, they poured about 8 oz of Captain Mo into my 12 oz pina colada cup, and I had to drive. And once had a very bad night with the Captain.
3. I have found that parking in the lot half a block away keeps me from getting parking tickets (knock on wood). Annoying, and scurry at 3:00 AM, but effective.
4. The most incredibly agitating line a guy can use on me - "I've never met a girl like you before". No shit Sherlock, probably because you've never met anyone from Iowa before. I've heard it as often as I've heard my own name.
5. Speaking of guys, why are you so hesitant to approach girls? We see you looking, can practically read your lips when you comment to your friend, so why do you stay lurking in the corner? One of life's little mysteries. If you're a guy, and you find yourself in this situation, just go talk to her. Trust me on this one. If you're catching her eye that often, she wants you to come over.
6. With all of the social media options we have today, it's really hard to excuse ignoring your sister's text. Because she sees your tweet three hours later, and then questions your ability to tweet and not text. This was big brother Bogger's lesson learned this weekend.
7. Packages from home still make my day.
8. If you stop cleaning just to test your roommates' contribution, or lack there of, you will only end up with a nasty ass bathroom that you can hardly force yourself to use. Just keep cleaning.
9. I can't wait to move. And then go to Greece. #winning
10. I feel like I need a 10th. But I can't think of any more randoms....I have on lavender nail polish.
I started to apologize for my lack of intelligence and organization in this post, but I'm actually not sorry. Give me a break, it's Monday.
It's Monday, which is justifying why I'm still in bed after over an hour of being awake. Moving day is looming, my room is in shambles, and holyshitIhavesomuchtodothisweek. It is not an easy task to move by yourself. I really should reconsider my chosen single status. Except that it's not happening. Unless prince charming comes along and completely overwhelms me. Or brings me my dream ring wrapped in its little blue box. Then considerations will be made.
It's going to be randoms today, because I'm scatter-brained as it is and I have no earth shattering or enlightening knowledge to even pretend to indulge you in. So my unintelligent, absent-minded randoms for you to waste your time on this dreaded Monday.
1. There are mice in my apartment again. And I may actually be boarder line racist after my living experience here.
2. I did the unthinkable this weekend. I took a drink back because it was too strong. And I am truly ashamed. In my defense, they poured about 8 oz of Captain Mo into my 12 oz pina colada cup, and I had to drive. And once had a very bad night with the Captain.
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| The Captain has wronged me one too many times |
4. The most incredibly agitating line a guy can use on me - "I've never met a girl like you before". No shit Sherlock, probably because you've never met anyone from Iowa before. I've heard it as often as I've heard my own name.
5. Speaking of guys, why are you so hesitant to approach girls? We see you looking, can practically read your lips when you comment to your friend, so why do you stay lurking in the corner? One of life's little mysteries. If you're a guy, and you find yourself in this situation, just go talk to her. Trust me on this one. If you're catching her eye that often, she wants you to come over.
6. With all of the social media options we have today, it's really hard to excuse ignoring your sister's text. Because she sees your tweet three hours later, and then questions your ability to tweet and not text. This was big brother Bogger's lesson learned this weekend.
7. Packages from home still make my day.
8. If you stop cleaning just to test your roommates' contribution, or lack there of, you will only end up with a nasty ass bathroom that you can hardly force yourself to use. Just keep cleaning.
9. I can't wait to move. And then go to Greece. #winning
10. I feel like I need a 10th. But I can't think of any more randoms....I have on lavender nail polish.
I started to apologize for my lack of intelligence and organization in this post, but I'm actually not sorry. Give me a break, it's Monday.
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